I think it is more common than most guys would like to admit. I have the same but it varies. Sometime a nice straight beam. But the other extreme it sort of actually backfireing. I point north, but it can go south no matter what. Like it has some sort of upper pants target seeking mechanism. Which can be very annoying because most public rest rooms are still not equipped with a tumble dryer. And somebody has already been knocking at the door twice. When bare, at times the stream seems to want to follow the glance all the way round...
This is not all. Over time, my foreskin became wider. Which is a whole whole whole lot more comfortable than the choker I was born with. But then, with the skin forward, I can at time also have the multi-beam effect. Which seems to prefer to happen while, yes, in another public place and a knock on the door to hurry up.
One trick is not to hold the shaft but the head. Between two fingers. And gently squeeze until you focus to one beam. A nice place to practice that is under the shower. The beam is focusable, but you must use the lens, not the base of the camera. My problem, after a few beers, I remember the trick only when the accident already happenend.
Any other tips, post em please. A friend of mine had a circ some time ago. And he was very happy with it. Except, he said, every time peeing now was worse than going through a car wash with the windows open. And no chance to turn the windows back up, because the doctor got rid of them.
The issue is very common. Suede shoes. And just a few drops. Nothing really dirty about it, because I think even the human brain contains more bacteria than what a bladder produces, as kidneys are superb filters. A kiss, a handshake, of touching coins, is bacteriologically more of a zoo than a fresh drop on your suede shoes. But so embarassing. We are real men, we are supposed to hit a fly and write our names in the snow with it. We do not have problems. Well, I don't have a problem, but an issue. And I am sure many more have the same issue.
Anybody else some tips? How to mono-beam? Or else how to fully dry suede shoes in 3 seconds?